What are the shirts made of?
Heavyweight, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit. Thick, structured, and soft.
How do they fit?
Unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes or want an oversized look, size up. Check the size chart on each product page.
Are these real quotes?
Our Schopenhauer and Mainländer shirts use quotes from their writings in English translation. Designs marked "after Mainländer" are inspired by his ideas rather than quoted word for word.
How long until my order arrives?
Shirts are printed to order, then shipped. You'll see delivery estimates at checkout and get tracking by email once it ships.
What if something's wrong with my order?
Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? Reach out within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll replace or refund it. See Shipping & Returns.
Is this a cry for help?
No. It's a cry for cotton.