Existence is Torture Program Shirt

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A retro, video-game take on the line that started it all: Existence Is Torture. No save points. No walkthrough. No way to skip the cutscenes.

For gamers, introverts, and anyone stuck on life's questionable side quests.

DespairTees: philosophy for the professionally disappointed.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras